Jasper Carrott
Birthday: March 14, 1945 in Shaftmoor Lane, Acocks Green, Birmingham, England, UK
Birth Name: Robert Norman Davis
Height: 181 cm
Jasper Carrott was born on March 14, 1945 in Shaftmoor Lane, Acocks Green, Birmingham, England as Robert Norman Davis. He is an actor and writer, known for Jane and the Lost City (1987), Canned Carrot ...Show More
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron Show more
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. Hide
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's Show more
My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then. Hide
There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving l Show more
There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal. Hide
I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early Show more
I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties, I learned a bit of a lesson. I started to realise at that time the benefits of eating healthy food and drink. Hide
[Who Wants to be a Millionaire UK Ad Campaign, Celebrity and Public Vox Pops: What would you do with Show more
[Who Wants to be a Millionaire UK Ad Campaign, Celebrity and Public Vox Pops: What would you do with a Million?] Put it with the others? Hide
Birmingham, as the centre of the country, indeed the universe, should play a big part in the World C Show more
Birmingham, as the centre of the country, indeed the universe, should play a big part in the World Cup 2018, so I'm all for making sure we help bring international football into our city and region. (On backing England's bid for the 2018 FIFA World Cup) Hide
I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfactio Show more
I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy. Hide
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jok Show more
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all. Hide
The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.
The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but Show more
I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer. Hide
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a f Show more
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure. Hide
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers ba Show more
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis. Hide
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested inte Show more
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests. Hide
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.
I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.
I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.
He used to be Jesus Christ, but now I've got him down to my level. (Speaking about his The Detective Show more
He used to be Jesus Christ, but now I've got him down to my level. (Speaking about his The Detectives (1993) co-star Robert Powell, who once starred in the mini-series Jésus de Nazareth (1977)). Hide
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