Milton Berle
Birthday: 12 July 1908, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Name: Milton Berlinger
Height: 178 cm
Milton Berle was born Milton Berlinger on July 12, 1908, in New York City. He was educated at New York Professional Children's School and began performing at age 5. His first stage appearance was ...Show More
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I have a file of four million jokes . . . I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I ha Show more
I have a file of four million jokes . . . I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. Hide
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
[to Arnold Schwarzenegger] You being funny with your accent is twice as big a deal as me being funny Show more
[to Arnold Schwarzenegger] You being funny with your accent is twice as big a deal as me being funny. They expect me to be funny! Hide
[about versatility in entertainers] There are a lot of comedians who do everything good and nothing Show more
[about versatility in entertainers] There are a lot of comedians who do everything good and nothing great. [Sammy Davis Jr.] as an entertainer does everything good and nothing great. Because there is no Sammy Davis. Sammy is doing Mel Tormé, Billy Eckstine, Billy Daniels, [Frank Sinatra]. Hide
[on his beginning as a comic] I had copied my style from a great comic, Ted Healy. I patterned mysel Show more
[on his beginning as a comic] I had copied my style from a great comic, Ted Healy. I patterned myself after Healy, with the hat turned up in front and the collegiate look. I was the brash, flippant wise guy, smart-ass type. Hide
If evolution works, why do mothers only have two hands.
If evolution works, why do mothers only have two hands.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Don't tell jokes only the band laughs at.
Don't tell jokes only the band laughs at.
[on Bob Hope] Bob is a joke man. Bob will buy the motion picture rights to Critic's Choice (1963) an Show more
[on Bob Hope] Bob is a joke man. Bob will buy the motion picture rights to Critic's Choice (1963) and then add quite a few dozen one-liners. I think it is a fear of not being able to wait--and not hearing your laugh a second. Hide
You get a lot of awards when you're a star, and lots of them are irrelevant.
You get a lot of awards when you're a star, and lots of them are irrelevant.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has bigger boobs than his wife!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has bigger boobs than his wife!
[on all the chatter at the 1965 Academy Awards about one romantic twosome in the audience] When I to Show more
[on all the chatter at the 1965 Academy Awards about one romantic twosome in the audience] When I took out Woodrow Wilson's daughter, they didn't make such a fuss. Hide
You show the emotion so you get the audience going the other way.
You show the emotion so you get the audience going the other way.
[his definition of a comic]. . . a comic is a guy who depends solely on the joke, and we have thousa Show more
[his definition of a comic]. . . a comic is a guy who depends solely on the joke, and we have thousands of them. The comedian can get a laugh opening a door in the funny way that he does it and his attitude--that's a comic versus a comedian. Now a "funnyman" can get a laugh before opening his mouth--looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen--they LOOKED funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape. There is a great line between the comic, the comedian, the funnyman, the buffoon and the clown. I don't maybe do everything well--but I know the difference. Hide
[on his early television show] The first year I was on, '48 or '49, I didn't even have a writer. I j Show more
[on his early television show] The first year I was on, '48 or '49, I didn't even have a writer. I just remembered what I did for the last 20 years 'cause we couldn't afford a writer--there wasn't any money. So it was a pretty difficult thing and the facilities were difficult. Hide
Don't burn, just singe.
Don't burn, just singe.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.
[how to tell a joke] Delivery, not stressing the punchline, timing.
[how to tell a joke] Delivery, not stressing the punchline, timing.
Milton Berle's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (227)
Milton Berle'S roles
Cyril Wolfe, Ed 'Flash' Taylor, Himself, Lionel Cooper, Mr. Fenley, Zeke
J. Russell Finch
Milton Berle
Himself - Host
Mad Man Mooney
