Phyllis Diller
Birthday: 17 July 1917, Lima, Ohio, USA
Birth Name: Phyllis Ada Driver
Height: 155 cm
The indefatigable nonagenarian finally put out an autobiography in 2005 and entitled it "Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse", which pretty much says it all when recalling the misfit life and c ...Show More
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs Show more
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs. Hide
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
"Fang" is permanent in my act, of course. Don't confuse him with my real husbands. They are temporar Show more
"Fang" is permanent in my act, of course. Don't confuse him with my real husbands. They are temporary. Hide
I still take the pill because I don't want any more grandchildren.
I still take the pill because I don't want any more grandchildren.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent Show more
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Hide
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
I never made "Who's Who" but I'm featured in "What's What?".
I never made "Who's Who" but I'm featured in "What's What?".
I bury a lot of my ironing in the backyard.
I bury a lot of my ironing in the backyard.
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."?
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."?
Homework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
Homework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
Phyllis Diller's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (331)
Phyllis Diller'S roles
Nora Mills
Grandma Neutron, Granny Neutron
Queen
Madame Ouspenskaya
Lillian
Thelma Griffin
Mask Scara
Texas Guinan